The Four Doughnuts of the Apocalypse
from the Book of Fat, Chapter 7
1) White Powdered Sugar Doughnut causes heartburn and indigestion.
2) Cinnamon Jelly-filled Doughnut causes gum disease and bad breath.
3) Chocolate Fudge Doughnut (with chocolate icing and brown sprinkles) causes
irritable bowel syndrome and intestinal gas.
4) Butter Crunch Doughnut causes diarrhea, sickness, and death. In
some mythologies this Doughnut has pink icing with the many colored
sprinkles. The effect is the same.
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Wm Schaeffer
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