The Undead Drummer says

Beat it down

Open the door,  Now

Put down the weapon

Stand back from the desk

Hands in the Air

Freeze.  Drop it.

Say your prayers.

Say “Good Night.”

Prepare for Doom

123 a day in the USA

Save Yourself…

Be in the moment…

Open your Eyes…

Feel the LOVE…

Empathy and Compassion

Take a deep Breath

Count to Twenty.  Again.

Remember…

Just keep moving…

Be a Good Monkey…

Only drink Water…

Do it Now…

Be polite and courteous

1 gm Fiber for 100 Cal…

Get enough Sleep…

Go to Sleep…

Be Quiet…

Conform to the Group

Be Yourself…

Eat More Fiber…

Find a different drummer

Be your own Self…

Be your own boss.

Knock one out.

You talking to me?

Take no prisoners.

Expect no mercy.

Abandon all hope.

Ends justify the means

By any means necessary

Keep the beat

Don’t rush

In the pocket

Laying it down

Tearing it up

Rock Steady

Join the club

Setting the pace

Beating till you scream

Philanthropic Nightmare

Too late for that

Surrender, Dorothy

Play it again, Sam

Beam me up, Scotty

I’m a Doctor, Jim

That’s very logical

There is no third thing

My brain hurts

Go cat.  Go.

Time to sleep.

How much?

When?  Where?  Why?

Let them eat cake.

Think about it.

You deserve better.

Everyone is jealous…

Left them in the dust…

Better Luck next time…

Rub the monkey…

Make a wish…

Now, just calm down…

I hate this life…

I need a new body…

Break time…  Take 30

“Undead Drummer statements”

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William Schaeffer