The revenge of DADA

I declaim, "Can switching to foundation wax really promote whirled peace in the bacterial culture of my kitchen sink? Is there a basic sanitary philosophy of scouring powder application? I wonder if political theory can handle these simple microscopic hydrocarbons and their fundamental desires?"

Danny Thompson says, "Ajax"

I repeat to myself, "The scrubbing bubbles will triumph over all."

Chris Doug says, "Comet, before they downgraded the scouring ability."

"OK," I say, "No more DADA on facebook."

Chris Doug replies, "I like DADA."

"OK, well then," I caution, "Crystal door knobs like the one displayed on your articulated grandmother clause are starting to irritate my better sensibilities and there is no telling what they will do when they find someone put sedimentary rocks in the children's bread basket. So beware!! DADA will rule nothing once it is unleashed and you will stand in utter confusion in the face of the hilarious nonsense. WHY DO INTELLIGENT MEN WASTE THEIR TIME??? Door knobs? Used Encyclopedia sets? A slice of bread?"

I stare at an empty room.

Bugs crawl in my sink.  Friendly and small.

Where is the DADA?




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William Schaeffer