Thursday, February 13, 2020

Government doublespeak

"In the interest of the department to clarify the issue surrounding the allegations of partiality and doublespeak, as-it-were, I have to heartily affirm the positive connotation that we did nothing wrong and were just following the most effective course to enact the least damaging proposals while at the same time seeming to be intelligent and competent public servants in the eyes of the commercial media, or a least in the eyes of our advisers or supervisors whenever they happened to be looking our way. I think that we have learned to be effective at defining the non essential details with such precision that any normal human will give up all attempt to penetrate the obfuscation of truth and they will look upon the confusion of intent as being something entirely praiseworthy and intelligently reliable."


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William Schaeffer

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