Two men are out hiking and they see a bear across a huge clearing in the woods. The bear notices the hikers and starts charging them. One man takes off running and the other sits down, takes off his boots, and starts opening his backpack. He takes out a pair of running shoes.
The first man stops and says, "What are you doing? We got to outrun that bear."
The second man is lacing up his sneakers and says,
" I don't have to outrun that bear. I just have to outrun YOU."
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William Schaeffer
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