Saturday, October 3, 2015

Crazy Tonk

I invented a new form of music called "crazy tonk."   It is similar to psycho billy and a lot like "honky tonk" but twice as fast.   It is like poor white kids on speed -- "They got no rhythm, but they sure want to dance fast nonetheless."   It is like watching autistic robots wrestle in hyper space.  It is like fighting imaginary ghosts on a high speed treadmill while you are really just standing in one place.


"Play as fast and loud as you can, for as long as you can, 
  until your arms just give out." - Mr. Atwater



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William Schaeffer

1 comment:

  1. Speaking of Psychobilly, I really like The Cramps, and The Stray Cats!

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